Dark The Suns - In Darkness Comes Beauty Review
by Matt Hensch
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Upon hearing Dark The Suns’ In Darkness Comes Beauty, I decided a career in politics would be the most meaningful occupational path in my life. For what reason, you ask? Well, s***ty music lives everywhere among us, and it’ll be my prime duty to weed out crap like this so the good people of the metal community won’t ever have to experience such repugnant filth whenever traveling across music’s lavender pastures. Seriously now, what we have here is an attempt at gothic metal that ends in a total desecration of what the genre should represent as it has no variation, diversity, or intelligence in sight; it’s just one heap of ridiculous feces. After hearing Dark The Suns’ debut, one can easily conclude this CD is painfully doused in unmemorable compositions, foreseeable textures, horrible vocals, dopey guitars, annoying keyboards, and simple percussion throughout a period of time that murders anything even slightly enjoyable.Instrumentally speaking, Dark The Suns remains abnormally lacking in both the technical and excitement departments during the whole listening affair. Take for instance the riffing, which is based on bland one-chord strums that occasionally involves finger movement, and on mega-rare intervals, the grand daddy of them all: a different chord! Our guitar woes mope around with bass-snare drumming while vague piano notes tap on an endless cycle of repetition, yet there aren’t any solos, cool keyboard effects, or differed beats, of course. Mikko Ojala’s growls ironically match the atmosphere’s utter dullness as he appears sloppy, withdrawn, unfitting, and just too much of a boring vocalist for anyone to find a depressing sanctuary. A dark sun indeed! But while experiencing Dark The Suns’ first major release, it becomes rather obvious these Germans can’t even write decent material. Here’s the entire record from start to finish: open with slow and powerless riffs, introduce some four-note keyboard patterns, enter vocals, use a clean bridge, go back into pseudo-heaviness, and finally end. Yea applying the diagram in question could probably work nicely for maybe three tracks, but assigning it ten different times in hopes of a good disc? Nope! Honestly, once you’ve heard a single tune from In Darkness Comes Beauty, there isn’t another reason to hear something else, because that’s the whole thing. Can I have my forty minutes back now? It’s absolutely astounding how predictable In Darkness Comes Beauty really is; it takes pure talent to suck this much at writing music. Dark The Suns’ debut is laughable in every sense, and even the most caffeinated individuals won’t manage to stay awake after experiencing that boring one-layered design they use on each song. If you’re looking at In Darkness Comes Beauty, give it a nice punt over your roof and pickup a CD by Sirrah, My Dying Bride, or any other band that’ll actually write passable gothic metal, unlike this horrendous formula-based atrocity. Whatever you do, never waste a single moment on Dark The Suns’ abominable first full-length.
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