Label Spotlight: Load Records -
USAISAMONSTER, Prurient & The Hospitals
by Mark Hensch
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What's in a label? That's one of the
questions this special series explores. For this go around Mark Hensch
takes a look at 3 releases from LOAD Records.
The USAISAMONSTER- Wohaw
I'd be lying if I stated that I knew of
this excellent little band before this review. The truth is, "under-the-radar"
music often holds the most pleasant of surprises for discerning listeners
like us, and The USAISAMONSTER's fourth disc, Wohaw, is a stellar
example.
The USAISAMONSTER is a two-piece hailing
from Brooklyn, New York. According to my research, the duo (Tom Hohmann
on drums/keyboards, and Colin Langevin handling guitar and vocals) released
two CDs first on the obscure Infrasound label. Following this, the two
recorded Tasheyana Compost circa 2003 for LOAD records, and two years later
the band has returned via LOAD again with Wohaw.
What makes Wohaw so interesting
is the fact that it holds diversity to it's chest with a sincerity of the
highest level. Wohaw is an odd see-saw between loud, raucous, and
angular rock. Most critics would term this spacey, futuristic, hum rock
something horribly lame like "Indie" or "Post-Rock," which, face it, does
nothing for you the prospective listener.
Wohaw's heavier rock elements are
straight-up jams laced with a sense of orgiastic bacchanalia. The release
hints often at the state of modern Western culture (i.e. America) and what
is wrong with it, also taking the occasional worm-hole ramble back through
time to salute the Native American cultures sadly harmed by Caucasian greed
during America's messy birth. The album also flirts with blatant folk-rock,
simplistic melodies and quiet political protest being chanted with a quiet
conviction of honest belief. This refreshing medley combines the two, at
times seeming like Kumbaya around the campfire or a prairie-fire raging
beyond any sense of control. The folk nods are especially enjoyable; besides
the fact they're damn good, it's not some bull-crap retro-folk retread.
The folk here sounds modern and freakishly abstract, garish, and surreal.
This is what Americana sounds like in the Computer Age.
There are many highlights on a disc this
sure of itself; "Clay People" is a pow-wow dance of scalping tomahawk rock,
and the disc's best cut (in my opinion) "Tecumseh" does great justice to
the famous chief, mixing warm, fuzzy, quiet folk with straight-ahead rock,
and a shamanistic series of vocal intonations free of stupid things like
lyrical constraints near the tune's fist-pumping end. Most excellent. The
next track, "Poison Plant" is an acid trip freak-out, ranting against the
concept of a Western-run global village (Colin screaming in terror "The
Whole World is American!") and rambling outwards into laid-back lamentation
mocking "safety in numbers." Sorry to stay in a linear path, but track
5 "Riff Scientist" features extreme drums, neo-hippie folk, and barely-containing
guitar vitriol all in one fantastic song. "Waterfall" is simply one of
the best takes on acoustic rock I've ever heard; quiet, subtle, and unforced.
"George Catlin and the Mandan Chief" carries on after "Waterfall" with
even more fantastic crooning over tasty guitar arrangements. So tasty in
fact, one has to give mad props to Langevin who has some serious guitar
chops. This song is basically nothing but acoustica folk, and Langevin
carries it all by himself with sage wisdom. In fact, there is lots of Americana
on towards the albums' end; Wohaw is actually two LPs and one of
them is definitely more laid-back and non-confrontational then the other...that
is until the sprawling "ML king of the Punk" hits you like an arrow through
the eyeball. Didn't see this one coming did we? Tribal, wild, woodwind
passages seduce you into a whole New World of reinvention....does one detect
King Crimson or Genesis here, perhaps Yes? A strange cross-pollination
of grandiose 70's prog keyboards, acidic, scratchy, guitar rock, and vocals
sounding like the indifferent ghosts of the down-trodden laughing at modern
man's slow dissolution into oblivion.
Surely one of the more surprising releases
this year, and definitely worth the price of admission. I recommend many
go out of their way to find this piece of unfiltered art. It's like finding
a cave-painting in the cliffs none have yet to climb; oddly surreal, primal,
and definitely against tradition. Wohaw is an iconoclast dressed
in the clothes of the past, riding their horses of talent into the future.
A band truly for any age, The USAISAMONSTER take no prisoners in their
singular wars against indifference, progress, greed, and the destruction
of first-born culture. Like these cultures themselves, Wohaw is
an infinitely worthy preservation and a delightful piece of sandpaper scraping
away against urban sprawl and the conformity it brings. Hail Wohaw,
the sound of discontent in an age where it is truly out of fashion to feel
it. We hear you, and we are not afraid.
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Prurient - Black Vase
Black Vase is probably one of the
most hypnotic, soul-destroying, ear-bleeding monsters ever. The band dropping
this bombshell on an unsuspecting populace is none other than Prurient,
a sort of one-man digital-age middle-finger to pretty much any trend inherent
in music.
So what makes Prurient so extreme you ask?
Simple...Dominick Fernow. Fernow is all of Prurient, that is and was and
shall be. Fernow crafts long, daemonic "songs" that aren't even music,
more just large amplifiers perverted to meet Fernow's sick sense of art.
You know how there's always something nice and kinda and pretty, and then
somebody comes along and ruins it for you or makes you think about it in
a much less favourable light? Prurient is like that...it is seemingly insane
that one person can play nothing but horribly simple drums and two constantly
tweaked speaker stacks and create a universe as utterly unholy as this.
This is nothing but the sound of eroding metal, car crashes, and steam-roller
fights. It is the most depressing and horrific thing I've ever heard...hell,
it even beats Wolf Eyes. Despite all of this, soul-crushing doesn't instantly
equal classic and as such there are many faults on a disc like Black
Vase.
Vase suffers from a mix of exceedingly
long length and repetitive ideas. Thought the idea of blowing fuses and
torturing amplifiers to record the wails they give us, such sadism can't
be taken to far. The squealing cacophony of opener "Roman Candle" is almost
exactly akin to say "The Black Vase," with mild variation in tempo,
lyrics, and length. The disc itself runs a little over seventy-three minutes,
and though it is difficult, only the most hardy of noise junkies will be
able to last that entire time (my mind was wandering too much around forty-five
minutes in). Some songs like "Silent Mary" really kick ass, as the addition
of drums to the avant-noise department gives them a sense of grim resolve
never present in most other noise acts. "Silent Mary" has drum lines here
and there, and it makes the apocalypse that much easier to weather; despite
all the chaos around, one finds the sound of basic drumming oddly familiar
and yet oddly discomforting, as if the drums are evil now to and just weren't
before when you heard them in other bands no where near as nihilistic as
this. The sadly short "Sorry Robin" is actually a really entertaining noise
track; deep amp grooves are forced from the speakers (moans of sonic torture
as opposed to outright wails) and sinister drums added for one of the shortest
yet most interesting songs on the album. The last two songs "Lord of Love"
and "Myth of Love" are knockouts as well, so visceral and downright horrifying
you scarcely can believe they exist.
I know the general tone of this review
has been kind but in reality Black Vase is good but not great. Even
for hardcore noise enthusiasts (for the record I'm not one but I dabble)
probably will get a tad bored here; again, this album is really long, and
really brutal. Fernow crafts sparse, interesting, poetry that is screamed
hoarse over these freakish aural concoctions. He has some of the most disturbing
vocals I've ever heard! However, they are short and rarely used, making
one sitting through almost thirteen minutes of high-end wailing amps a
major chore rather than anything fun. Stuff like this detracts from Black
Vase alot, as there's tons of SOUND but not so much MUSIC. Cold, confrontational,
and downright frightening, Black Vase is a strange collection of
loose noise that sounds interesting on paper but probably won't amount
to anything more than a curious novelty when the smoke clears. If you want
something heavy though, probably heavier than anything else in existence,
this might be a good place to start. Recommended for masochists, noise
fanatics, and avant-garde music completists...a good CD, but not usually
great.
Rating:
out of
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The Hospitals - I've Visited the Island
of Jocks & Jazz
The fact a CD like this even exists is
travesty enough by itself. Things are even more disheartening once you
find out the Hospitals once released a self-titled full length prior to
this garbled mess. The disc parades by in a thankfully short, gaudy mess
of annoying, scratchy vocals courtesy of drummer/singer Adam Stonehouse.
Sorry to report this newsflash, but Adam can't utter any type of vocal
intonation without totally sucking. His drumming prowess is nearly non-existent
and he sounds like a toddler banging pointlessly on wads of tin-foil.
Alright, that's perhaps a tad harsh. Stonehouse
really can't sing or scream or anything worth hearing courtesy of his vocal
chords, but his drumming isn't bad, the production it's awkwardly smushed
into is. Come to think of it, the production is trash no matter what; the
band's twin guitarists, Ned Meiners and Rob Enbom, play haphazard, simplistic
riffs distorted to the max and have the gall to tell us this is the pinnacle
of art in music, and the production doesn't exactly help.
To be honest, this ranks amongst the top
five worst CDs I've ever heard (and I've heard some stinkers) with ease.
I have no vendetta against noise/noise-rock of any kind, but in my opinion
noise rock still has to be crafted with a flair for musical excellence,
being noisy and all but still appealing to listeners. The goal of music
(let's face it, noise is a perennially non-conformist genre) is to rebel
against the norms when playing a genre like this while getting people to
realize your form of art is actually better than what's popular at the
time. No one would listen to punk or grunge or metal or any other genre
if it hadn't come at a time where it seemed rebellious but still managed
to entice people into ACTUALLY listening to and/or enjoying it. The Hospitals
offer no such thing; they play a vain-glorious din of near-pointless, blaring,
sonic excrement that offers no reason why a non-noise fan should get into
noise and listen to similar bands. I'm sure a band like this has fans,
and those people probably worship the Hospitals for the exceedingly stupid
reason that no one else could actually like this, and that it totally and
whole-heartedly sucks. This is laughable as good music flipping off the
mainstream still has to be good; no one should like a band who writes trash
to say it's trash and proclaim it's different just for being sloppy and
terribly pretentious.
For anyone still interested in listening
to this refuse, I'll try to point out a few tracks that were less grating
or scathing to my ears. "She's Not There" is a still frustrating piece
of noise, but it actually has fills and structure and hooks, something
noise should still have...mainly because without them noise is noise the
concept and not noise the music if that makes any sense. "Jocks and Jazz"
has a few decent segments, but not much else. "Art Project" actually got
my feet tapping with it's apocalyptic drum intro, and the guitars are thankfully
drowned out for once and retain a place that fits; as low on my speakers
as possible. Actually, the last three tracks following this almost give
a slight glimmer of hope for a band like this' future. "Be" manages to
submerge the listener in completely chaotic noise, but is still hooky and
fun in an acid-trip kind of way. "Boom Bap Bif" is a quieter track, but
slowly builds into a cascade of sonic firewalling. "Thank You" is me saying
thanks to the band for keeping this horrendous album short, but it is actually
a passable track as it means the end of this waste of time is nigh.
An almost intolerable mess. It never ceases
to amaze me what will get signed for a simple dig at pop-culture, and an
"artistic" response to it. I tried everything I could to give this album
a fair chance; I listened to it in my car, my stereo, my head-phones, my
computer speakers, even several top-of-the line sound systems at work during
my day-shift at an appliance warehouse. I showed it off to as many as I
could, imploring them to tell me if I was being an unfair bastard, and
giving no credit to a place it was sorely due. Sorry Hospitals, no such
luck, and all that was for naught. From any angle or logical perspective,
this CD isn't worth any sum of money and has few if any glimmers of hope
for anyone foolish enough to blow a paycheck on it. It probable deserves
no stars at all, but I'll give it 1 and a half, the half-star for making
this review a tad less annoying to write during the end, and 1 whole star
for the fact a band like this has managed to fool people into thinking
they're actually any good. I appreciate the clever, and any band that can
market this in any quarter deserves some kind of respect for that. The
Hospitals may have been to The Island of Jock and Jazz but after only seconds
one wishes they'd stayed there forever and never come back to give us a
disc soaked in pointless crap like this. Jocks and Jazz doesn't get any
respect from me, and hopefully anyone else would be wise enough to hear
my words and avoid it like the Ebola Virus...it's about as fun, and hopefully
after this review sounds every bit as bad on paper.
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